An 11-Step Program
STEP SIX: Repeat Steps 1-5
Repeat steps one through five.
EXCLUSIONS
Affairs/Triangles:
The transitive property of elementary mathematics has not made its way into the human soul. If not mutual, polygamy in a monogamous culture can bring on a lot of trouble. Enough trouble to make you drink too much beer, or even worse, prevent you from ever drinking beer at all. Be careful.
Lottery Tickets:
The State Lottery is in the business of selling hope. The only true hope comes in a can. Scratch tickets will not buy you beer.
THE SCIENCE OF PARYTING
An 11-Step Program
STEP ONE:
STEP TWO:
STEP THREE:
STEP FOUR:
STEP FIVE:
STEP SIX: