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THE SCIENCE OF PARTYING


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STEP THREE: Get A Girlfriend

Let's face it. Sex is mandatory. If you like boys, get one of them. Try to find someone that will cause you as little grief as possible. This rules out many people. Many people who are really good in bed. But it's a grand complicated world out there, a world that sometimes sucks. And this makes it easy to fall in love. Love is like a television turned on with the program off. Well, it isn't really like that. But if we accept the premise that love isn't necessarily a difficult thing to achieve given that sex is mandatory and everyone sucks, then it's really wise to pursue mental and physical harmony with your mate. If not, you can sleep around. But that can cause some undue stress as described in the "Exclusions" section of this program.



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