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THE SCIENCE OF PARTYING


An 11-Step Program


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STEP FIVE: Quit Your Job

You've got a job, you've got a girl, and you've got beer. Things are going pretty smoothly. But that won't last forever. The cosmic order of all things dictates that some grief will be heading your way. You can't balance job, girl, and beer forever. You will have to get rid of one them. Be proactive and quit your job. If you've even moderately followed the lessons outlined in STEP 3: Get A Girlfriend, then you don't want to get rid of the girl because sex is mandatory. Giving up beer is out of the question. So take a week or two off before finding a new job. If you're a wimp and you already have a new job lined up, take two weeks off anyway before starting the new job and spend some quality time with the girl and the beer. Once you have repeated steps 1 through 5 in this manual, you may want to anticipate your next job resignation by saving funds that will extend your sabbaticals between employers in order to correspond with your mental and spiritual needs. This maturation will vary per individual. But as well as bolstering one's spirit, it will prevent you from being trapped in a numbing corporate culture and it allows you to quit in your boss's face. The same boss in Step One.



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