When you think about it, the perfect 30-minute set is an art form.

Not unlike a televised situation comedy with character transformation, commercials, and conflict resolution, the 30-minute rock set must blend band inebriation, stage patter, and musical triumph all within the tidy parameters of one half an hour, while still striving to achieve the ultimate goal of wacky hijinks.

(how's that for a mission statement!)

On Thursday, April 22 at 9:00 p.m. attempted the following selections upon graduation from an accelerated, 4-week rehearsal program.

Sold Out Gig In Space
Beautiful Bomb
Spend Your European Money
Alien Trick
Punk Rock Is Dead
Homeless
Packet Switch
Sociopath
Photo of a Dead Man
Masterplan
Burn A Book
Beautiful World
Larry Sub