Another Sure Thing

brought to you

by Penis Fly Trap

Not intended for real bets.

Your office pool is banned.

But, say, hypothetically...

You had some wampum to lose.

And you can't decide to go with the mammal mascot over the bird mascot during a full moon.

Or, if that midwestern college is going to win despite the fact that the players stayed up all night studying for an exam.

Don't ask us. Ask the Football Gods.