KATHY IS EVIL
                                               
                                              Kathy is evil, Mary is good
                                               
                                              Kathy will keep me in debt
                                              Mary will give me money
                                              Kathy will always want to have sex
                                              Mary will never love me
                                               
                                              and I'm not one to complain
                                              but i think
                                              there's something wrong
                                              with this picture
                                               
                                              Kathy is evil, Mary is good
                                               
                                              Kathy will sell my secrets
                                              Mary will keep it all a secret
                                              Kathy will give me head
                                              Mary won't fuck with my head
                                               
                                              Kathy is evil, Mary is good.