I AM NOT A DOG
     
    treat me like a dog
    scold me like a dog
    kick me like a dog
    i am not a dog
    love you like a dog
    follow like a dog
    would you fuck me like a dog
    i am not a dog
     
    dogs don't drive
    dogs can't read
    dogs don't think
    about anything
     
    now i don't chase cars
    i'm not drooling
    'cause i gave it all up
    when i was a puppy