PENIS FLY TRAP
DOOMED
 
Grass is always greener on the other side of the fence
Don't count your chickens before they hatch
Doomed, so doomed
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen
A.S.A.P.
T.G.I.F.
Doomed, so doomed
Up a river without a paddle
Up a tree without a
paddle
Doomed, so doomed
If you fail, try try again
The sword is mightier than the pen
Doomed, so doomed
Two heads are better than one
Lost love is better than no love at all
Doomed, so doomed
Don't bite the hand that feeds you
Doomed, so doomed
Smoke like a cat
Drink like a chimney
There's more than one way to skin a fish
Doomed, so doomed