PENIS FLY TRAP
                                              DOOMED
                                               
                                              Grass is always greener on the other side of the fence
                                              Don't count your chickens before they hatch
                                              Doomed, so doomed
                                              If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen
                                              A.S.A.P.
                                              T.G.I.F.
                                              Doomed, so doomed
                                              Up a river without a paddle
                                              Up a tree without a
                                              paddle
                                              Doomed, so doomed
                                              If you fail, try try again
                                              The sword is mightier than the pen
                                              Doomed, so doomed
                                              Two heads are better than one
                                              Lost love is better than no love at all
                                              Doomed, so doomed
                                              Don't bite the hand that feeds you
                                              Doomed, so doomed
                                              Smoke like a cat
                                              Drink like a chimney
                                              There's more than one way to skin a fish
                                              Doomed, so doomed