PATENT PENDING
 
two of them I cherished just to throw away
threw away the rest when I got my prototype
got it by the mail, built it from a kit
made a paper universe everything in triplicate
but there was a patent pending on my prototype 
so I wasn' quite sure if I had a life
all been done before, this pantywaist behavior
this frivolous example of drunken imperfection
so I place an order for a mint condition monkey wrench
I told them that it was a rush, I mean, that's how I had it sent
ain't never no mistaking the sour milky way
bring on the riff raff riff, I mean, the new and improved
but this little prototype, this simple design
is all that keeps me happy that and the wine
I get in the mail, I build it from a kit
by the time I get the bill the dog has eaten it