PATENT PENDING
                                               
                                              two of them I cherished just to throw away
                                              threw away the rest when I got my prototype
                                              got it by the mail, built it from a kit
                                              made a paper universe everything in triplicate
                                              but there was a patent pending on my prototype
                                              so I wasn' quite sure if I had a life
                                              all been done before, this pantywaist behavior
                                              this frivolous example of drunken imperfection
                                              so I place an order for a mint condition monkey wrench
                                              I told them that it was a rush, I mean, that's how I had it sent
                                              ain't never no mistaking the sour milky way
                                              bring on the riff raff riff, I mean, the new and improved
                                              but this little prototype, this simple design
                                              is all that keeps me happy that and the wine
                                              I get in the mail, I build it from a kit
                                              by the time I get the bill the dog has eaten it