BIG BRAIN
 
sometimes i shave and brush my teeth before i shower
and others i shower before i shave and brush my teeth
and somtimes i figure out which is faster
 
my big brain
my big brain
my big brain
my big brain
is bored
 
pigeons are like urban seagulls
i never see any that weren't the same size
were they all born the same size
or do baby pigeons even exist
my big brain is on the move
my big brain has nothing else to do
 
like where do mannequins come
and why do they all have nipples
I mean, somewhere is there someone carving wooden breasts
on a huge assembly line in a city
that is noted as the mannequin capital of the world
 
my big brain
my big brain
my big brain
my big brain
is bored
 
my big brain is big sometimes
my big brain has its own mind
my big brain makes me insane
all because of my big brain
 
let me see, if I never had any girlfriends
and i saved all the money i spent on them
at an average of one hundred and forty-eight dollars a month
i would have saved over $2664.00 in the last 2 years
not including tax
 
my big brain
my big brain
my big brain
my big brain
is bored
it's bored
it's bored
 
like who puts catsup in the catsup packets
and how can they do it without making themselves messy
and who makes postcards
how do they work it so skyline never change
and how come in every city all the public buses look the same
did they all come from the same bus plant
and how many MIT math graduates does it take to supply
all the useful statistics in a televised baseball game
and why do rock 'n' rollers always refer to their loved ones as 'Baby' in a song
I mean, how many people are named 'Baby'
who is this chick, how old is she
she's got to be the most popular woman in the world
 
my big brain
my big brain
my big brain
my big brain