BIG BRAIN
     
    sometimes i shave and brush my teeth before i shower
    and others i shower before i shave and brush my teeth
    and somtimes i figure out which is faster
     
    my big brain
    my big brain
    my big brain
    my big brain
    is bored
     
    pigeons are like urban seagulls
    i never see any that weren't the same size
    were they all born the same size
    or do baby pigeons even exist
    my big brain is on the move
    my big brain has nothing else to do
     
    like where do mannequins come
    and why do they all have nipples
    I mean, somewhere is there someone carving wooden breasts
    on a huge assembly line in a city
    that is noted as the mannequin capital of the world
     
    my big brain
    my big brain
    my big brain
    my big brain
    is bored
     
    my big brain is big sometimes
    my big brain has its own mind
    my big brain makes me insane
    all because of my big brain
     
    let me see, if I never had any girlfriends
    and i saved all the money i spent on them
    at an average of one hundred and forty-eight dollars a month
    i would have saved over $2664.00 in the last 2 years
    not including tax
     
    my big brain
    my big brain
    my big brain
    my big brain
    is bored
    it's bored
    it's bored
     
    like who puts catsup in the catsup packets
    and how can they do it without making themselves messy
    and who makes postcards
    how do they work it so skyline never change
    and how come in every city all the public buses look the same
    did they all come from the same bus plant
    and how many MIT math graduates does it take to supply
    all the useful statistics in a televised baseball game
    and why do rock 'n' rollers always refer to their loved ones as 'Baby' in a song
    I mean, how many people are named 'Baby'
    who is this chick, how old is she
    she's got to be the most popular woman in the world
     
    my big brain
    my big brain
    my big brain
    my big brain