BIG BRAIN
                                               
                                              sometimes i shave and brush my teeth before i shower
                                              and others i shower before i shave and brush my teeth
                                              and somtimes i figure out which is faster
                                               
                                              my big brain
                                              my big brain
                                              my big brain
                                              my big brain
                                              is bored
                                               
                                              pigeons are like urban seagulls
                                              i never see any that weren't the same size
                                              were they all born the same size
                                              or do baby pigeons even exist
                                              my big brain is on the move
                                              my big brain has nothing else to do
                                               
                                              like where do mannequins come
                                              and why do they all have nipples
                                              I mean, somewhere is there someone carving wooden breasts
                                              on a huge assembly line in a city
                                              that is noted as the mannequin capital of the world
                                               
                                              my big brain
                                              my big brain
                                              my big brain
                                              my big brain
                                              is bored
                                               
                                              my big brain is big sometimes
                                              my big brain has its own mind
                                              my big brain makes me insane
                                              all because of my big brain
                                               
                                              let me see, if I never had any girlfriends
                                              and i saved all the money i spent on them
                                              at an average of one hundred and forty-eight dollars a month
                                              i would have saved over $2664.00 in the last 2 years
                                              not including tax
                                               
                                              my big brain
                                              my big brain
                                              my big brain
                                              my big brain
                                              is bored
                                              it's bored
                                              it's bored
                                               
                                              like who puts catsup in the catsup packets
                                              and how can they do it without making themselves messy
                                              and who makes postcards
                                              how do they work it so skyline never change
                                              and how come in every city all the public buses look the same
                                              did they all come from the same bus plant
                                              and how many MIT math graduates does it take to supply
                                              all the useful statistics in a televised baseball game
                                              and why do rock 'n' rollers always refer to their loved ones as 'Baby' in a song
                                              I mean, how many people are named 'Baby'
                                              who is this chick, how old is she
                                              she's got to be the most popular woman in the world
                                               
                                              my big brain
                                              my big brain
                                              my big brain
                                              my big brain