PRO FOOTBALL
     
    sleep-in 'til one o' clock, i don't care
    spend the day in my underwear
    remote control is right next to me
    the sound of sunday paper and the noise on tv
    for everything that i might have done
    my male libido has a fourth and one
    keep holy the sabbath day
    kick-off is ten minutes away
     
    we love pro football 'cause we love it so much
    salted pretzels and the beer in our guts
    six-pack! drink it up!
    we love pro football 'cause we love it so much
    it's what we can never be
    get out of the way, honey
    my team's about to punt
     
    i'm in the stands and my butt is cold
    i'm at the forty and it's goal to go
    martin luther king is my referee
    i snuck a beer past security
  

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