PRO FOOTBALL
                                               
                                              sleep-in 'til one o' clock, i don't care
                                              spend the day in my underwear
                                              remote control is right next to me
                                              the sound of sunday paper and the noise on tv
                                              for everything that i might have done
                                              my male libido has a fourth and one
                                              keep holy the sabbath day
                                              kick-off is ten minutes away
                                               
                                              we love pro football 'cause we love it so much
                                              salted pretzels and the beer in our guts
                                              six-pack! drink it up!
                                              we love pro football 'cause we love it so much
                                              it's what we can never be
                                              get out of the way, honey
                                              my team's about to punt
                                               
                                              i'm in the stands and my butt is cold
                                              i'm at the forty and it's goal to go
                                              martin luther king is my referee
                                              i snuck a beer past security