PHANTOM LIMB 
 
take off your clothes and show me that it's true 
 
american poet 
turkey baster rude 
got to be for it 
I'm frequently nude 
 
language oh oh oh it can upset you 
 
the poem is in the pocket 
the pocket has a hole 
the hole is in the ground 
not to mention silky legs 
 
language oh oh oh it can turn on you 
 
government manufactured your life 
and you go splattering it up against the old ford hood 
 
never seen this done before 
and now you know why 
what you feel you're missing 
is a brain I'll tell you why 
 
because it has been surgically removed 
if i get any smarter i might just think