PHANTOM LIMB
                                               
                                              take off your clothes and show me that it's true
                                               
                                              american poet
                                              turkey baster rude
                                              got to be for it
                                              I'm frequently nude
                                               
                                              language oh oh oh it can upset you
                                               
                                              the poem is in the pocket
                                              the pocket has a hole
                                              the hole is in the ground
                                              not to mention silky legs
                                               
                                              language oh oh oh it can turn on you
                                               
                                              government manufactured your life
                                              and you go splattering it up against the old ford hood
                                               
                                              never seen this done before
                                              and now you know why
                                              what you feel you're missing
                                              is a brain I'll tell you why
                                               
                                              because it has been surgically removed
                                              if i get any smarter i might just think