ON THE POURIN' GIN OF SPECIES
                                               
                                              profanity has reached a peak
                                              and everyone's complaining that everyone's dumb.
                                              all lovey-dovey, does it make you feel weak?
                                              when clobbering equations ol' professor got rum.
                                               
                                              time for organizing insights
                                              and lollygagging reverie, the paddy wagons come.
                                              survival of the drunkest,
                                              scandalous erectus; and the missing drink's done.
                                               
                                              jolly happy boozey
                                              mellow blue bent
                                              jagged wet whipped
                                              loopy cut tight
                                               
                                              oiled and boiled
                                              busted and boxed
                                              piped and potted
                                              clobbered and shot
                                               
                                              shred the 21st Amendment
                                              and bury back the fossils; we can dig 'em up again.
                                              yeasty beast blasphemy ferments,
                                              and with a twist you'll learn to love the taste of gin.
                                               
                                              time to leverage the beverage
                                              and the boozehound car wreck turn-on, feeling no pain.
                                              cosmic rays and kickin' kegs,
                                              duh drunk and disorderly DNA mutation.