BUTCH   
 
everyone's getting their 15 minutes now 
everyone's getting their 15 seconds now 
this is america and capitalism 
renegade pets, baby-sitter sex, lawsuit plaintiffs, 
misdiagnosed patients, game show winners, comedy beginners, 
lottery punks, sports radio drunks, football gangs, 
crimes of shame, urban castaways, tv throwaways 
website cams, internet bands 
he's the greatest caller 
everyone's getting their 15 minutes now 
the red sox ain't won in 82 bleepin' years 
everyone's getting their 15 seconds now 
choke-ass ball players 
court room cases, little-league faces, car crash victims, 
paper thin women, talk show whores, real-world bores, 
mass-murder freaks, computer-hack geeks, bachelor man, 
all-girl bands, millionaire brides, decelebritize 
schlock-pop artists, my goddamn dentist 
let me just put it in terms of your worthless life 
everyone's getting their 15 minutes now 
the retarded management 
everyone's getting their 15 seconds now 
the pisshole they call a ballpark 
everyone's getting their 15 minutes now 
the frauds, the hypocrites 
everyone's getting their 15 seconds now 
they are lying to you 
 
   (the baseball gods will see this great game of ours 
    crash and burn and be destroyed before a championship 
    banner ever flies in beantown.  sorry boston, ok, but you're 
    going to be eating yankee dust forever and it must taste great 
    because you'se been eating it since world war one.)