BUTCH
                                               
                                              everyone's getting their 15 minutes now
                                              everyone's getting their 15 seconds now
                                              this is america and capitalism
                                              renegade pets, baby-sitter sex, lawsuit plaintiffs,
                                              misdiagnosed patients, game show winners, comedy beginners,
                                              lottery punks, sports radio drunks, football gangs,
                                              crimes of shame, urban castaways, tv throwaways
                                              website cams, internet bands
                                              he's the greatest caller
                                              everyone's getting their 15 minutes now
                                              the red sox ain't won in 82 bleepin' years
                                              everyone's getting their 15 seconds now
                                              choke-ass ball players
                                              court room cases, little-league faces, car crash victims,
                                              paper thin women, talk show whores, real-world bores,
                                              mass-murder freaks, computer-hack geeks, bachelor man,
                                              all-girl bands, millionaire brides, decelebritize
                                              schlock-pop artists, my goddamn dentist
                                              let me just put it in terms of your worthless life
                                              everyone's getting their 15 minutes now
                                              the retarded management
                                              everyone's getting their 15 seconds now
                                              the pisshole they call a ballpark
                                              everyone's getting their 15 minutes now
                                              the frauds, the hypocrites
                                              everyone's getting their 15 seconds now
                                              they are lying to you
                                               
                                              (the baseball gods will see this great game of ours
                                              crash and burn and be destroyed before a championship
                                              banner ever flies in beantown.  sorry boston, ok, but you're
                                              going to be eating yankee dust forever and it must taste great
                                              because you'se been eating it since world war one.)