BUTCH
     
    everyone's getting their 15 minutes now
    everyone's getting their 15 seconds now
    this is america and capitalism
    renegade pets, baby-sitter sex, lawsuit plaintiffs,
    misdiagnosed patients, game show winners, comedy beginners,
    lottery punks, sports radio drunks, football gangs,
    crimes of shame, urban castaways, tv throwaways
    website cams, internet bands
    he's the greatest caller
    everyone's getting their 15 minutes now
    the red sox ain't won in 82 bleepin' years
    everyone's getting their 15 seconds now
    choke-ass ball players
    court room cases, little-league faces, car crash victims,
    paper thin women, talk show whores, real-world bores,
    mass-murder freaks, computer-hack geeks, bachelor man,
    all-girl bands, millionaire brides, decelebritize
    schlock-pop artists, my goddamn dentist
    let me just put it in terms of your worthless life
    everyone's getting their 15 minutes now
    the retarded management
    everyone's getting their 15 seconds now
    the pisshole they call a ballpark
    everyone's getting their 15 minutes now
    the frauds, the hypocrites
    everyone's getting their 15 seconds now
    they are lying to you
     
    (the baseball gods will see this great game of ours
    crash and burn and be destroyed before a championship
    banner ever flies in beantown.  sorry boston, ok, but you're
    going to be eating yankee dust forever and it must taste great
    because you'se been eating it since world war one.)